Good...evening..,saidMr.Slow.Here...is...the...nine...o'...clock...news.Ittookhimuntilmidnighttoreadit!Andeverybodywhowaswatchingwenttosleep.So,thatjobwasn'tanygood.Wasit?PoorMr.Muddlejustcouldn'tgeta
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AhugebirdswoopeddownoutoftheskyandlandedbesideJackandMr.Daydream.Comeon,saidMr.DaydreamtoJack,andclimbedontothebird'sback.Jackclimbedontoo.Itwasareallyenormousbird,andtherewasplentyofroomforbothofthem
2009-07-25
Willaimthoughtagain.Canyoustandononehand?heasked.Icandobetterthanthat,repliedMr.Impossible.Icanstandonnohands!Andhedid!That'simpossible,criedWilliam.True,repliedMr.Impossible.
2009-07-25
Hecreptintothebutcher's.Please,hewhispered,I'dlikesomemeat.Thebutcherdidn'tevenhearhim.Hewashummingtohimself,loudlyandfirecely.Mr.Quiettriedagain.Please,hewhispered,I'dlikesomemeat.Thebutcherstartedto
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Vicky,haveyouseenyoursister'spuzzles?Fatherasked.
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Vicky,youdidarightthingtoday.Iamproudofyou.Mothersaidduringdinner.
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Vicky,comeandeatthechocolates.Wennywassharingthechocolateswitheverybody.
2009-07-25
IwishGrandpawouldcomeinasleighpulledbyreindeersandwouldgivemealotofpresents.Vickymumbled.
2009-07-25
Attwoo'clockonMondaythethirteenthofMarch,LittleMissContraryknockedonMr.Happy'sdoor.HappyChristmas,saidLittleMissContraryandthrustaparcelintoMr.Happy'shands.Mr.Happywaspuzzled.Whoareyou?heasked.I'mLitt
2009-07-25
Hisfriend,Leopard,heardhiscriesandraninsearchofhim.Hewasshockedtoseehiminapitifulstate,gaspingforbreath.Howdidyougetyourselfintosuchamess?heasked.Don'taskquestions.Justgetmeoutofhere,Jupacommanded.Thi
2009-07-25
Slendergaveup.HebeggedSambatoclimbupthetreeandgetthefruitsforhim.Ican't.Thetrunkistoosmoothformetoclimb,Sambagavealameexcuse.Tryagain.I'msureyoucanreachthefruits,continuedSamba.InsteadofhelpingSlender
2009-07-25
Aha,criedMr.TickleashespiedlittleMissMagicandMr.Happy.AnyoneforTICKLES?Andherusheduptothem,reachingoutthoseextraticularilylongarmsofhis,withthoseparticularlyticklishfingersontheendofthem.LittleMissMag
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Iknowwhatthatnaughtylittleladyneeds,hewenton.AndIknowwhocandoit,headded.What?askedMr.Uppity.Who?askedMr.Clever.Aha!chuckledMr.Small,andwentofftoseeafriendohhis.SomebodywhocoulddoimpossiblethingsSomebo
2009-07-25
Andyoucanseewhathappened!LittleMissSomersaulthadseenitallhappen.Andwithoutathoughtfortheladderlyingontheground,sheclimbedtothetopofMrSkinny'shouseandcarriedhimsafelytotheground,underherarm.Hewasn'tver
2009-07-25
But,thefollowingmorning,shemadeadecision.I'llhavetogo,shethought.Itwouldn'tbepolitenotto!But,fiveminuteslatershechangedhermind.And,fiveminuteslatershechangedhermindbackagain.But,fiveminuteslater,guess
2009-07-25
MissSplendidmarchedintotheshop.Shesnappedherfingers,andasalesladyhurriedtoherside.GoodmorningMadam,thesalesladysaid.MissSplendidignoredher.CanIhelpyou?I,announcedMissSplendid,Wishtotryonthehatinthewin
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Suddenly,sheheardanoise.Averyclosenoise.Asortofbreathingnoise.Verycloseindeed!Oh!Shehardlydaredtakeherhandsawayfromhereyes,butwhenshedidshewishedshehadn't.Whatdoyouthinkitwas,there,rightinfrontofher,l
2009-07-25
Inlessthananhour,LittleMissFunhadmadeeverybodydance:...theRumbaandtheSamba,...theRock-andRollandthetwist,...theCharlestonandtheCha-Cha-Cha.Thensheledeverybodyoutintothegarden.Andtheydancedallaroundthe
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Andwithoutmoreado,shecarriedhimbackdowntotheground.Oh,thankyou,saidMrBrave,withasighofrelief.
2009-07-25
Mr.Cleveryawned,gotup,washed,cleanedhisteeth(withhisspecialMr.Clevertoothbrushwhichsqueezedtoothpasteontothebrushoutofthehandle),andwentdownstairsforbreakfast.HepoppedasliceofbreadintohisspecialMr.Cle
2009-07-25
Onhiswayhemetthevillagepolicemangoingtheotherway.Morning,MrForgetful,saidthepoliceman.WouldyougiveFarmerFieldsamessagefrommeonyourwayhomeplease?FarmerFieldshadafarmnotveryfarfromForget-me-notCottage.T
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Thatafternoon,afterbreakfast,hewentforawalkdownthebeachnearhishouseinordertoworkupanappetiteforsupper.HemetanoldmancalledGeorge,whomheknewquietwell.Goodafternoon,Mr.Muddle,saidGeorge.Goodevening,repli
2009-07-25
Then,Mr.Slowgothimselfajobasataxidriver.Takemetotherailwaystation,criedMr.Uppity,asheleaptintohistaxi.Ihaveatraintocatchat3o'clock!Right...ho,saidMr.Slow,andsetoff.Atonemileanhour!Andarrivedatthestati
2009-07-25
Tehugebirdflappeditshugewings,andsuddenlytheywerehighupintheair.Theyflewfasterandfasteroverthecountryside.TheyflewoverfieldsandfarmsandtownsandhillsandtreesandvalleysuntilltheywerefarfarawayfromJack's
2009-07-25
ThenWillaimrememberedthathewasonhiswaytoschool.Whydon'tyoucomewithme?heasked.ButI'veneverbeentoaschoolbefore,MrImpossiblesaid.Thenit'stimeyoudid,repliedWilliam.Comeon!
2009-07-25
Mr.Quietfled.Emptyhanded.Itoftenhappened,whichprobablyexplainswhyhewassolittle.PoorMr.Quiet.
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Vickyshookherheadwithguilt,andshefeltsorrywhenshesawWennyworry.Dad,Iamsorry.Itookthepuzzles.Vickysaidsoftly.
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Vickyisaclevergirl.GrannyputadrumstickintoVicky'sbowl.Vickywasveryhappy,becauseshehaddoneagooddeed.Sheenjoyedherdinnerverymuch.
2009-07-25
MotherpraisedthatWennywasagoodsister.
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Mum,tellUncleWeathernottorain.Iwanttogoout.Vickysaidwishfully.Iamsorry.Wearenotabletomakethiswishcometrue,Motherlaughed.
2009-07-25
Thenhestoppedandthought.Oh,hesmiled.Iknowwhoyoureallyare.You'reLittleMissContrary,aren'tyou?I'veheardthatyoualwayssayanddotheoppositeofwhatyoumean!
2009-07-25
Youarewrong,camealoudvoicefrombehindthebushes.Wearetheoneswhosetthetrap.WewanttoteachJupaalesson.JupawassurprisedtoseeJumboandMouseDeer.Iwarnedyoutoleaveusalone,butyouwouldnotlisten.Therefore,wehadtod
2009-07-25
CRACKKK...!camethesoundofbrokenteethashebitintothehardfruits.Ha!Ha!Ha!Sambalaughedloudlyasherolledontheground.Servesyourightforeatingmymangoes.Slenderrealisedthathehadbeentricked.Helookedsadashewalked
2009-07-25
ShepointedatMr.Tickle'sextraordinarilylongrightarm.Shrink,shesaid.AndthenshepointedatMr.Tickle'sextraordinarilylongleftarm.Shrink,shesaidagain.And,asyouremember,whenlittleMissMagictellssomethingtodoso
2009-07-25
ThatMondayMr.Noseywasasleepuhderatree.LittleMissNaughtycrepttowardshimwithapotofpaintinonehand,apaintbrushintheother,andaratherlargegrinonherface.Shewasgoingtopainttheendofhisnose!Red!
2009-07-25
Bythenextmorning,everybodyhadheardaboutLittleMissSomersault'sdaringdeeds.Thephonerang.ItwasMr.Uppity.There'sanumbrallastruckinmychimney.Ihearyou'regoodatclimbingontoroofs.I'llexpectyouhereinfiveminute
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